Note the sarcasm in the title of this post! It feels like it was just Friday; I swear time speeds up over weekends! But I suppose it would if you spend half of Sunday sleeping and the other half doing sweet nothing!
It's now halfway through the lunch hour and I'm not sure if I'm hungry enough to make that tuna mayo with chilli sauce on toast, the belly is still full of the best ever bowl of instant noodles, biltong flavour, pimped up with a dollop of mayo and a glob of Beefy Bovril. I've become somewhat of a self-proclaimed expert on 2-minute noodles! Yet I still can't fuckin cook rice!
So I don't really have anything exciting to talk about, so if you're reading this I apologise for wasting your time. I'll make a bigger effort tonight.
The fat little haloed cherub in my conscience has started nagging me again lately to get back onto the health & fitness mission that was working so well the last 3 months of last year! The gym has only seen me twice so far in 2011 {hangs head in shame!}, I'm drinking way too much again and eating with no remorse or consideration of the consequences. So maybe this evening we should get our fat ass down to the gym and hopefully onto the squash court. But then again, it's Monday, and the gym is impossibly busy on Mondays, parking is a nightmare, and I should probably cook a nice meal for the family!
That's settled then - gym will have to wait until tomorrow, definitely tomorrow, because on Wednesday it's the Rammstein concert (wooo hoooo can't wait for that!!!) which will be a late night so Thursday I'll probably be too tired for gym, because I'm so unfit all over again that I don't have the extra reserve energy anymore!
How's that for a load of bullshit excuses? My abnormal mind really thinks like that! Blame it on the fit handsome red dude with the pitchfork who has his way with my chubby cherub in the confines that is my conscience!
Anyway, my boss just noticed me typing away furiously, commented on what crap I'm writing about today, and pointed out there's only 10 minutes left of lunch, probably noticing the unopened can of tuna on my desk. So I suppose I better get in the kitchen and whip this up so as not to still be eating a minute past 2pm, as I was already 15 minutes late this morning, again!
Bye bye...
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